Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries …

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...
  • Humor

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

A man sits in the night and quietly watches porn sites, thinks his wife is sleeping.

Well, sitting and scrolling pictures. And the wife of needy woke up, and gradually followed her — Is looking.

Suddenly a man listens:

— Let’s go… scroll up… one more… more… Is here!

Want these curtains in the kitchen!

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

Have two friends Another:

— I have not been in the South for so long! And you, I heard, only from there Tell me how much it costs to relax there.?

— Well, that’s how you will relax!

— Yes, I need humility…

— Okay, if politely, then 50 thousand is necessary, and if it is the best, then you will bring 50 with you.

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

People ordered Sushi in the sauna so that girls could eat fish.

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

Two girlfriends are sitting in a restaurant and suddenly one says:

— Man, look, look, Lusaka has come, can you imagine how lucky he is! She and her husband went to the Bahamas to celebrate holidays.!

— Will think… Claus was also lucky: she went without husbands!

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

After the quarrel, the reconciliation effort:

— Yes, I realized I was guilty, but I can not come back to you.

— Why?

— You see, I already told everyone what kind of goats you are!

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries Before going home, she goes to the bank to exchange the thick wad of the remaining local currency for the US dollar.

The cashier, after counting this pack, records the data in the computer and says:

— It will be $ 29.

Girl makes round eyes:

— How MUCH???

— $ 29.

— Here’s the animal! And I brought this goat’s breakfast to bed!

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

Puzzle of Nature: The taste of vodka is one, and the advent of it always remains

Different.

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

A young man comes to the bar near the girl

— Girl, let’s drink together.

— no gracias. I already have enough. Foot act.

— What a podkashivayutsya?

— No, they’re leaving…

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

Employees with joint disease are required in hydrometacenter.

Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

At the assembly point of the army there was a barber, where everyone was cut for a typewriter..

— Do you want to keep your sideburn? — Barber asked a rookie.

— That would be pretty cool.! — She was happy.

— Ok i’ll put them in a packet, — Barber said.

  • Humor
  • Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    A man sits in the night and quietly watches porn sites, thinks his wife is sleeping.

    Well, sitting and scrolling pictures. And the wife of needy woke up, and gradually followed her — Is looking.

    Suddenly a man listens:

    — Let’s go… scroll up… one more… more… Is here!

    Want these curtains in the kitchen!

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    Have two friends Another:

    — I have not been in the South for so long! And you, I heard, only from there Tell me how much it costs to relax there.?

    — Well, that’s how you will relax!

    — Yes, I need humility…

    — Okay, if politely, then 50 thousand is necessary, and if it is the best, then you will bring 50 with you.

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    People ordered Sushi in the sauna so that girls could eat fish.

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    Two girlfriends are sitting in a restaurant and suddenly one says:

    — Man, look, look, Lusaka has come, can you imagine how lucky he is! She and her husband went to the Bahamas to celebrate holidays.!

    — Will think… Claus was also lucky: she went without husbands!

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    After the quarrel, the reconciliation effort:

    — Yes, I realized I was guilty, but I can not come back to you.

    — Why?

    — You see, I already told everyone what kind of goats you are!

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries Before going home, she goes to the bank to exchange the thick wad of the remaining local currency for the US dollar.

    The cashier, after counting this pack, records the data in the computer and says:

    — It will be $ 29.

    Girl makes round eyes:

    — How MUCH???

    — $ 29.

    — Here’s the animal! And I brought this goat’s breakfast to bed!

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    Puzzle of Nature: The taste of vodka is one, and the advent of it always remains

    Different.

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    A young man comes to the bar near the girl

    — Girl, let’s drink together.

    — no gracias. I already have enough. Foot act.

    — What a podkashivayutsya?

    — No, they’re leaving…

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    Employees with joint disease are required in hydrometacenter.

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    At the assembly point of the army there was a barber, where everyone was cut for a typewriter..

    — Do you want to keep your sideburn? — Barber asked a rookie.

    — That would be pretty cool.! — She was happy.

    — Ok i’ll put them in a packet, — Barber said.

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    -Heard, electrician Petrov was killed with a death.

    -and how?

    -Yes, the battery fell on his head.

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    A deputy state leaves Duma, and the old lady addresses him:

    — Milloke, please help! Buy an electric razor, huh? There is not enough money on the buttermilk with bread…

    It became a pity for the deputy grandmother, he pulled out a thousand pairs and gave him a stabbing.

    After a week, Grandma meets her again and says:

    — Milk, buy me a teapot?

    MP: — You, grandma, fool me with a razor! It does not work!

    grandmother: — I got a problem here! First, I did not promise you that it will work! And secondly, half of your fools do not work and nothing else, we live!

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    There is a man in front of a mirror, all in one suit and tie is so important, smart in itself. Clock at 23:02, price, preens…

    Interest in the wife:

    — Kola, and where are you going??

    A man with the Olympic cool answer:

    — Go fishing, Lucy, go fishing! Do not forget to lock the door for me!

    The wife quietly went into the room and after 20 minutes, when her husband was about to leave, she came out of chic with make-up and evening with bare shoulders.

    The drunken husband asks:

    — Liusya, and where are you looking at the night, and even in this form?

    The wife responds calmly:

    — For the mother in the village… potato plant!

    Young beautiful girl spent a vacation in one of the South American countries ...

    Samson came home in such a bad mood that his wife did not know what he was

    Now most wants to be naked in dumpling.

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