Where did the word customs come from? – That Odessa invented …

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...
  • Humor

A young man asks a girl:

— Say that you could marry a rich fool?

— it’s hard to say… How much money do you have??

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

It became clear yesterday that what is the meaning of life.

What do women think.

What are the people who are silent?.

How the world works and how makes everyone happy…

And then today nothing is clear.

Today is hangover.

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

— Yesterday was in the new Jewish dining room.

— Well, she ate?

— As always: Soup, meatball with pasta, Olivier, Compote.

— And why is he a Jew??

— Yes, parts are too small.

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

Disrupts the aircraft run, returns to the terminal, loads passengers.

In half an hour, everyone is invited to come again..

Travelers:

— Do not say what happened?

Nurse:

— You see, the commander did not like vibration and knock on the right engine. Do not worry, we changed the commander!!!

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

Coffee Magic Drink !

  • Humor

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

A young man asks a girl:

— Say that you could marry a rich fool?

— it’s hard to say… How much money do you have??

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

It became clear yesterday that what is the meaning of life.

What do women think.

What are the people who are silent?.

How the world works and how makes everyone happy…

And then today nothing is clear.

Today is hangover.

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

— Yesterday was in the new Jewish dining room.

— Well, she ate?

— As always: Soup, meatball with pasta, Olivier, Compote.

— And why is he a Jew??

— Yes, parts are too small.

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

Disrupts the aircraft run, returns to the terminal, loads passengers.

In half an hour, everyone is invited to come again..

Travelers:

— Do not say what happened?

Nurse:

— You see, the commander did not like vibration and knock on the right engine. Do not worry, we changed the commander!!!

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

Coffee Magic Drink !

How many people were born for the invitation » For a cup of coffee «!

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

— Well, you immediately climb on the paw! But at first glance, what about love?

— I do not see properly .. i have to touch.

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

A Burmese woman comes to astrologer so that she compiles a horoscope for her future child. – Under which signal the child was imagined? – Astrologer asks. – Under the sign «Park c is»!

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

Two friends sitting in the kitchen on Saturday morning.

Slightly raised up, you see, yesterday a little over.

The guest says: – Lucky, I see you with your wife. So quiet smile, not like me.

— Yes, take out a lucky ticket. Now, we say, I will ask him to run for a beer. — Flies in the moment.

— then go ahead!

— No, you should not, maybe, experiment. The nature of his wife’s light, but here’s the hand — Rigid

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

Saturday — The hardest day of the week.

It is necessary to rest and sleep, and stroll and pawahat.

And you do not know where to start.

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

I go around the house in the heel and drink yogurt with a glass. It gives a special refinement to my laziness.!

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

On Saturday morning, my husband is going fishing:

— Wife, you have not seen my bait?

— I saw, I saw. He went to meet the wallpaper, which you promised to stick today.

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

In China, after the departure of a group of Russian tourists, the great Russian inscriptions were discovered on the Great Wall of China!

Where did the word customs come from? - That Odessa invented ...

Where does the word customs come from??

— Invented that Odessa.

— That?

— You bribe the border and ask: So what, can I ship goods? And you answer: «You can!»

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