Jai Tu Psi: Dating Rules for Women

Jai Tu Psi: Dating Rules for Women

A man really wants to know how to behave on a date and be proud of Sae. A sparkling story that will not leave anyone indifferent!

Jai Tu Psi: Dating Rules for Women

Masha 18. She has a date. Put on the most fit pants.

– what is this? – I asked. – We have two great-grandchildren, an educationist and a gypsy. Where does this crave come for vice and bare buttocks? And where did the chest found? You also work for a woman who wants love! I offered to wear clothes simply and effectively: a sweater from the knee, ski pants. Told dating rules for women.

1. The first kiss is not before engagement.

2. Do not enter.

3. Do not discuss Nietzsche.

4. No house after seven.

And it is lucky that I am a nihilistic father. If I was a hysterical mother, then the rules were more strict..

Once the cover of an innocence was above me. But once I escaped from Yulia and an unknown army sucked me in the porch, and kissed me there..

Men do not like kissing for more than four hours. They start messing around, say to sit, get distracted. I have always remembered all the cracks in this entrance and how its radiators have emerged differently..

On the second date, Julia invited him. As a raised guest, I brought a gift – book "Kama Sutra". , And he sat down on his feet, started watching Julia as a reading. He read three hundred pages. And nothing in his face has changed. he said "Read everything". For a while we sat quietly. Then I went to the porch, offered to kiss. Here his grandmother got trapped, our time is over.

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For the third time I came to talk about Friedrich Nietzsche. I started with a quote:

"Two things want a real man: danger and game. And because he is looking for a woman, which is the most dangerous toy. "

And here’s the superiority of German techniques in Indian people: the minute does not last, Julia sucked my tongue in her ownself. Yes, with such force that my other organs suppressed my throats.

– This is how a real French kiss is made.! – Julia said, pushing me away with a suddenness. For the next four hours, we sucked languages ​​with each other, even further, with some kind of anger. Negro shaken by smack blowing. And then it turns out that Julia smokes and we break.

Jai Tu Psi: Dating Rules for Women

All this I gave Masha in detail, as an example of unnecessary youth enthusiasm.. At the same time he explained that it was necessary to kiss without saliva, in small shoots, to attract a little, as well as push the victim away. The lips should be a little tight, should work better on the tomatoes. Take the tomatoes here, take it, I give it.

Masha responded:

"Love your neighbor" – it means "Leave your neighbor alone!".

A man really wants to know how to behave on a date and be proud of Sae. A sparkling story that will not leave anyone indifferent!

Jai Tu Psi: Dating Rules for Women

Masha 18. She has a date. Put on the most fit pants.

– what is this? – I asked. – We have two great-grandchildren, an educationist and a gypsy. Where does this crave come for vice and bare buttocks? And where did the chest found? You also work for a woman who wants love! I offered to wear clothes simply and effectively: a sweater from the knee, ski pants. Told dating rules for women.

1. The first kiss is not before engagement.

2. Do not enter.

3. Do not discuss Nietzsche.

4. No house after seven.

And it is lucky that I am a nihilistic father. If I was a hysterical mother, then the rules were more strict..

Once the cover of an innocence was above me. But once I escaped from Yulia and an unknown army sucked me in the porch, and kissed me there..

Men do not like kissing for more than four hours. They start messing around, say to sit, get distracted. I have always remembered all the cracks in this entrance and how its radiators have emerged differently..

On the second date, Julia invited him. As a raised guest, I brought a gift – book "Kama Sutra". , And he sat down on his feet, started watching Julia as a reading. He read three hundred pages. And nothing in his face has changed. he said "Read everything". For a while we sat quietly. Then I went to the porch, offered to kiss. Here his grandmother got trapped, our time is over.

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For the third time I came to talk about Friedrich Nietzsche. I started with a quote:

"Two things want a real man: danger and game. And because he is looking for a woman, which is the most dangerous toy. "

And here’s the superiority of German techniques in Indian people: Not even a minute has passed, Julia sucked my tongue in my own self. Yes, with such force that my other organs suppressed my throats.

– This is how a real French kiss is made.! – Julia said, pushing me away with a suddenness. For the next four hours, we sucked languages ​​with each other, even further, with some kind of anger. Negro shaken by smack blowing. And then it turns out that Julia smokes and we break.

Jai Tu Psi: Dating Rules for Women

All this I gave Masha in detail, as an example of unnecessary youth enthusiasm.. At the same time he explained that it was necessary to kiss without saliva, in small shoots, to attract a little, as well as push the victim away. The lips should be a little tight, should work better on the tomatoes. Take the tomatoes here, take it, I give it.

Masha responded:

"Love your neighbor" – it means "Leave your neighbor alone!".

And left. Looking at Bid, Nietzsche, they’ve already passed.

I expressed sympathy through the curtain. The gentleman has a scarf, hat, gloves, who pretends to be decent, takes caution. Formally, let’s go to a dog. In peaktime, anti-submarine anti-zigzag is run by separating the world from our dog submarine. He was immediately pulled like a can for a wedding car. He said about trees – no one cares. So interesting conversations immediately began..

Lover for fourteen hours. When he returned, the dog drank his bowl and both the toilets. And in a word two days "to walk" I ran under the bed and moaned about something. And I understand it completely. Viewing someone’s mature feelings outdoors will be a neurasthenic. Published on econet.ru.

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